Friday, November 19

Alphabet Stew

There is so much I take for granted, and so much I have forgotten:

- that an F is merely an upper case E with the bottom stick removed

- that a C is half an O, which is half an 8

- that a W is simply two Vs placed side by side

- that an N begins from the ground up, then stick down, then ground up again (but not like coffee)

- that a B is just a large P with an extra bump

- that an R is the same as a K, but with an added swoop

- that a 3 is, and I quote, “a curve for you and a curve for me”

- that a lower case h looks like a sideways chair

- that i and j are the only lower case letters that take dots

-that a Z is an N on its side

- that an upright C plus an extended, inverted C is an S

- that a t is a cross

- that X, L and K are more fun to make with your body than to write

- that M is W upside down

- that n is u upside down

- and that no matter how many times we write it, we always forget that the Q (which is really just an O with a stick) takes its stick on the right and not on the left-hand side, unless you’re looking in a mirror.

In case you have any suggestions, answers, considerations or suggestions, please send your LETTERS to Lainey and Jennifer’s Evening Correspondence Class, 6-7 PM, EST

A  B  C  D  E  F  G  H  I  J  K  L  M  N  O  P  Q  R  S  T  U  V  W  X  Y  Z